Monday, 23 August 2021 | 01:00 AM

I’ve just come back from a 13-day road-camping trip. I am simply EXHAUSTED. First things first. TAKING A HUGE CRAPPY SHIT. I’ve spent the last three days of my trip sustaining solely on canned beans. Basically I was a walking fart. I was Loud. I was...

Sunday, 22 August 2021 | 08:34 AM

This morning I went to the very same spot I took a shit yesterday. That old thing was totally black, plenty of ants and flies. Then I piled a ninja turd on top of that. They won’t be lonely anymore!

Saturday, 21 August 2021 | 08:45 AM

Ain’t no shit to do in the water. I did it crouched behind a bush, with the sound of the water pleasing me A single fly kisses my products.

Friday, 20 August 2021 | 09:23 AM

Five friends on a pretty lonely bay, far from everything. Couldn’t find the toilet paper, PANIC. BACK ON SHITTING IN THE WATEEER!