Friday, 8 October 2021 | 01:10 PM

I thought what I experienced this morning was enough. I could not be more wrong. I was working smoothly when a call from within reached me abruptly. I am now defecating what seems like lava, at my office toilet, which has no windows, just an old under-performing vent....

Friday, 8 October 2021 | 05:40 AM

It is way too early to be awake already. Here’s what’s happened. There’s this friend of mine who raps, he’s been telling me he does ever since I knew him. Whole these years I never happened to have listened to him. Yesterday he made kind of a debut with his crossover...

Thursday, 7 October 2021 | 04:54 PM

I’ve got to say what’s just happened doesn’t happen very often. It never occurred before to me indeed. I was about to leave the office when I realised I might have needed a shit, so I sat on the toilet. I stretched for a while, but nothing seemed to get out apart from...

Thursday, 7 October 2021 | 06:58 AM

Yesterday I had pizza for dinner, and I am the kind of person who orders it once a month. I thought I would have had a good solid Tird for shitting this morning, but it didn’t happen 🙁 Only a few droplets, such a shame!