Sunday, 20 February 2022 | 06:50 AM

WOOOOO! Excalibur is here! A very huge long turd just laid its way inside the toilet. It must be 5-inch long, its brown skin is almost perfect, no wrinkles in it. It looks legit fresh. I shall drink red wine bottles more often! Fucking...

Saturday, 19 February 2022 | 08:18 PM

Living together with my girlfriend reached another level. I am now developing new turds sitting on the toilet, while she’s putting her make up on. So nice. So proud of us. Luckily my shit doesn’t stink

Friday, 18 February 2022 | 07:58 AM

A very airy shit. Perhaps my bowels is trying to message me in morse! What does ‘💨💨💨💨 💨 💨💩💨💨 💨💩💩💨’ mean??

Thursday, 17 February 2022 | 07:31 AM

Aaaall right! Thaaat’s shit! It got out in such a simple waaay! Making it look like easy, indeed it was! Now it’ early in the morning and I am already burden-free! Very very nice! Let this fantastic day start!