Friday, 25 March 2022 | 05:56 PM

Glorious full-time day for my arse! I am taking another huge here! I think I have diarrhoea. Here’s what happened, I was washing the dishes, gloves on, foam on the sponge. I believe I was there just for a minute or two, when I felt my arse prickling. Five minutes...

Friday, 25 March 2022 | 07:54 AM

It is that time of the day. Me on my favourite piece of furniture. Btw I spent the night away waiting for the air inside me to puff out. It hasn’t yet. A little shit came out tho

Thursday, 24 March 2022 | 06:25 PM

If I had a superpower I’d pretty much like to be able to shit every fucking morning, so I wouldn’t be needing to hold my farts and crap for the whole day long. It stresses me off. Makes me feel worst. Makes me feel burdened, makes me feel underperforming Now that I’ve...