Wednesday, 30 March 2022 | 07:22 AM

Texting a friend who’s living in Peru, it’s 12:22 AM there, he asks ‘what moment of your morning are you at?’ ‘The loo?’ Sure enough, I sent him a picture of my spread legs, right in the moment while I arse-crafted a cool piece of turd. It’s a piece of the original,...

Tuesday, 29 March 2022 | 07:38 PM

Back home. I was looking forward to have a proper gooood shit, yet all I have is this useless piece of shit. I mean, this turd is a real piece of shit. It is so useless! So small, so dry! So unsatisfying!

Monday, 28 March 2022 | 09:10 PM

Okay, I was right, I was not done. still a lot of shit to pass through my hole. Indeed I am wondering how much left before I get wandering?