Friday, 15 April 2022 | 07:32 AM

Waking up relaxed, have breakfast while feeling already some pushy crappy, yet not hasty enough, so it gives you enough time to finish eating, and going to the bathroom at your pace. Finally shitting calmly, no constipation at all. These are the mornings I...

Thursday, 14 April 2022 | 05:49 PM

I was at the door, knob-handed, proudly getting out for a jog. Something stopped me. That something, is now at the bottom of my toilet. R.I.P.

Thursday, 14 April 2022 | 09:54 AM

Finally sat down, you wonder where? Obviously here, on a toilet, my flight is in one hour, so I’m plenty of time for a crap, taking as looong as it needs.

Thursday, 14 April 2022 | 09:30 AM

ShitJournal #1526 I spent the night in Milan, for a show in Theater, went to bed late, woken up early. No shit taken. Fast breakfast at Train station. Rush to get to the airport, no shit taken. Now queuing at the Boarding, some shit piles up. It may sound dull. It is...