Sunday, 17 April 2022 | 09:57 AM

Happy Easter. I start celebrating now, with a sour poop made of all the beer I had yesterday. Soft and tidy, still freaking acid.

Saturday, 16 April 2022 | 09:43 AM

It is time for a new piece of shit. To call it a ‘piece’ it’s quite inaccurate, it looks more like a mass of fresh mud stuck on your boot’s heel, pretty uniform, very blobby.