Wednesday, 18 May 2022 | 06:23 AM

It feels like I shouldn’t have woken up this morning, my arse won’t even start. I mean, there’s stuff inside, but there’s not enough energy to pull it off. And it is also way too clean…

Tuesday, 17 May 2022 | 06:55 AM

My eyes just want to stay shut, but my anus wants to stay broad. It has to put all the pirates outboard. Since yesterday I had sushi, now raw fish can go back swimming in the ocean.

Monday, 16 May 2022 | 06:26 AM

It is the first morning in a while I can’t really take a crap as soon as I wake up. That’s a little odd, but I guess it’s just a matter of patience and it will come… Two minutes later Yeh, here it is. It’s always so liberating, me still drowsy,...