Thursday, 5 May 2022 | 05:56 AM

Can’t connect my brain, the only thing I see is war, there’s a deadly missile laying on the water, it is brown and has wrinkles, has it got out of me? Do ai have war inside me? This and many other questions belong to to nighttime. Whatever, Yesterday I had an ice...

Wednesday, 4 May 2022 | 09:54 PM

So what about it? I am doing it again, taking a shit. We’re approaching a deadline at work, so I had to work until a few of minutes ago, when I got back home, by boss offered me an ice cream, I never say no to ice cream. My shit now is creamier than that ice which...

Fan Mail #1

Hi the Shy Tird!  I had a complicated experience in my office today, and I immediately thought about you. Here’s the thing:  The working day was over but i was keeping my shit inside me the whole day. I just had one need: all my workmates to be out of...

Wednesday, 4 May 2022 | 06:36 AM

Even if my body was still bloating, I slept fairly good, the problem now is, I woke up early as usual to go running, but I am now stuck on the throne. Crap seems endless, farts as well, my schedule is fucked. My arse is relaxed. The shit, is still shit.