Saturday, 23 April 2022 | 06:16 AM

Btw, my crap appears smooth and compact, it is made of a group of three or four turds which togeth-WAIT A MINUTE! Right while writing about the key consistency factor of my poop, my arsehole produced something of a new kind, it is a shape-shifter crap with a peculiar...

Saturday, 23 April 2022 | 06:01 AM

There’s something mystical in my habits. I went to sleep at 3AM, after some random drinking. I am awake at 6 AM because of my shit habit. I gotta shit every day right before my morning run. Nice. A clockwork crapper. Doesn’t matter if my mind is blurred for the rest...

Friday, 22 April 2022 | 06:19 AM

Feels like my body is fucking with me… I was putting my pants on to go out for a jog, I had just taken some friendly shit.I was ready… when suddenly one of the most recognisable fart went through down there, it was a solid one. I had to rush back to the...

Thursday, 21 April 2022 | 07:41 AM

Now some creamy crap. Even the sound of this word is cool. It’s not hard, it’s not shapeless, it’s just like chocolate mousse extruded from some pastry bag. Btw, the fact I take some shit before my morning run, and some other right after it’s something I’m beginning...