Sunday, 22 May 2022 | 07:27 AM

I’ve just felt abused by my own bowels. My arsehole was very not ready to accept anything to step through it. Nevertheless my intestines decided to go at their own pace. I’ve been raped. Now I cry.

Friday, 20 May 2022 | 06:33 AM

You’ve waited enough time! Meatballs are ready now! Breakfast is served! I wouldn’t recommend ‘em though, put some sauce on it, it’ll adjust the pointy flavour. Jokes aside, guys, my turds are perfectly shaped meatballs. Size is perfect, consistence is great… If...

Thursday, 19 May 2022 | 06:07 AM

This poop is nothing great. It is one of those which stays hidden inside, sacrificing few bits to stay concealed. I only got rid of these pieces, yet still waiting for the core.

Wednesday, 18 May 2022 | 06:48 AM

When my body has not recovered enough, and it is not yet wide awake, it cannot make the whole shit in the morning in only one session. It often happens I finish my session wiping my arsehole with some toilet paper, I clean my butt, and I go have a day start. So what...