Friday, 29 April 2022 | 06:24 AM

Yesterday I must have eaten something too healthy. I only produced three turds, they are two balls and one stick, I get a floating sad face in the water. SIGNS??

Thursday, 28 April 2022 | 03:50 PM

Went home early. Gotta go to a funeral. I have some minutes to hang wet clothes, but the propeller inside me denies it. NO, YOU GOTTA SHIT NOW! So I followed its desire, placing a mess inside the toilet

Thursday, 28 April 2022 | 06:29 AM

Oh fuck it! I should have said NO to that bloody beer! It was 10:30PM and I was drinking red wine since 7PM, ‘what’s wrong with a Beer?’, I thought. I actually knew this already, I would have ended up regretting that moment. I woke myself up at 6 ‘o clock, and I spent...

Wednesday, 27 April 2022 | 04:01 PM

I (h)ate lasagna for lunch. Precisely two hours later, I am sitting on the office’s toilet praying for it to finish soon. I smells horribly, it is cramping, it is shattered. Nice loose crap, nice nice nice