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Monday, 2 May 2022 | 07:35 AM

This morning I decided not to have a poop right before my running session, I was afraid that I may end up taking a crap somewhere behind a bush, but I was lucky. Insted I spent the first two-kilometre stretch alternating steps and farts. It was a bumpy workout! Now I...

Sunday, 1 May 2022 | 12:06 PM

My girlfriend preparing Tzatziki, me taking a shit. She needs a feedback on its flavour but I am already deploying crap. Never mind… I said, our relationship has already reached higher peaks, it’s fine. She immediately came to me with a spoonful of the white...

Saturday, 30 April 2022 | 04:44 AM

I feel a little dizzy, I shall be sleeping right now, but instead I am here on my toilet trying to push evil out. I am not sure wether there might actually be some evil inside me or not, but the matter of the fact is that I feel my insides burning and twisting. Ok,...

Friday, 29 April 2022 | 10:54 PM

Long story short I had my favourite ramen in town with my friend, we had a walk and then we urged back to my place. We need shit. I came back home finding my girlfriend having a happy hour with some random friends, nice. Now I am staining my own toilet, my friend is...