Wednesday, 4 May 2022 | 06:36 AM

Even if my body was still bloating, I slept fairly good, the problem now is, I woke up early as usual to go running, but I am now stuck on the throne. Crap seems endless, farts as well, my schedule is fucked. My arse is relaxed. The shit, is still shit.

Tuesday, 3 May 2022 | 10:31 PM

Finally, my bowels are deflating, with a little help though… You should see me, I’m on the sofa doing the candle position to make gravity activate my stupid lazy intestines. Every once in a while a fart pops, then the pain goes on. I wonder how long will it...

Tuesday, 3 May 2022 | 05:48 PM

I had pasta for lunch and, FUUCK I’m bloating! Seriously, I feel like half the mass of my body is now Gas! It’s terrible! And it doesn’t even get out! I’m about to take a needle and blow myself off

Tuesday, 3 May 2022 | 06:13 AM

At first I thought my body wasn’t going to make it this time, that I would have had to get out with no shit done. I sat down, I immediately started pushing, I pushed hard and hard and hard, as hard as I could, even if I am still very drowsy. WROOOOOOOOSH. Everything...