Friday, 6 May 2022 | 03:40 PM

A day off. I spent the day planning my podcast. It’ll be called The Shyt Show, will get out weekly, and I’ll be reading my week’s shit out loud. I was on the sofa, making record tryouts, when suddenly, my session was interrupted by this snake of crap, it has born...

Thursday, 5 May 2022 | 05:56 AM

Can’t connect my brain, the only thing I see is war, there’s a deadly missile laying on the water, it is brown and has wrinkles, has it got out of me? Do ai have war inside me? This and many other questions belong to to nighttime. Whatever, Yesterday I had an ice...

Wednesday, 4 May 2022 | 09:54 PM

So what about it? I am doing it again, taking a shit. We’re approaching a deadline at work, so I had to work until a few of minutes ago, when I got back home, by boss offered me an ice cream, I never say no to ice cream. My shit now is creamier than that ice which...

Fan Mail #1

Hi the Shy Tird!  I had a complicated experience in my office today, and I immediately thought about you. Here’s the thing:  The working day was over but i was keeping my shit inside me the whole day. I just had one need: all my workmates to be out of...