Wednesday, 11 May 2022 | 06:23 AM

I am taking polka dot shit. Yes this is what I’ve just made, a polka dot poop. It is brown and has loads of black freckles in it, they seem like small gems mounted on it in a pretty precise way. Now I am trying to gather my thoughts and remember what did I eat that...

Tuesday, 10 May 2022 | 06:50 AM

So in the morning, what was anticipated by some gas, now becomes toxic waste. The pool’s water is split in two, at the bottom there’s solid dregs, on the surface there’s the oily floating liquid. Which one’s more worth? To be on the safe side, I’ll just flush...

Tuesday, 10 May 2022 | 03:58 AM

It’s almost four o’clock in the morning and I can’t sleep. That hamburger I had for dinner really needed some more cooking. Stomach issues. On the other side (literally) my intestines kept producing farts. Farts I had to expel as soon as dully developed. My bowels...

Monday, 9 May 2022 | 01:58 PM

I am deeply sad for the loss. And pretty impressed. The huge shit flushed off almost instantly, with a little help from the brush, I’ve seen my son die in half past a second :((

Monday, 9 May 2022 | 01:46 PM

Ever since I finished crafting my first shit, this morning I felt like there was more. I stopped thinking about it for a while, gotta focus on work to do! Nice. Ok. Then my boss went out early, I had lunch, and the toilet was all for me. It actually is. Yeah. I am...