Thursday, 12 May 2022 | 08:07 AM

Live from the white throne. I’ve just had breakfast and I was headed to the shower, the toilet was in between, so I decided to take some advantage of it. I achieved almost nothing. I’ve just stained the slope with the littlest turd ever. POINTLESS.

Thursday, 12 May 2022 | 06:24 AM

The beginning of the day means deflating, i.e. MANY FAAARTS. And a huge piece of crap after me, i.e. A BIG TURD. That doesn’t make me awake, though

Wednesday, 11 May 2022 | 11:03 PM

I have a freaking serious gas problem. I’m constantly bloating. I am serious. My bowels are highly problematic. And flammable I believe… So now, I’d pretty much like to sleep, BUT, this internal air I’ve got stored within me is very discomfortable. It stresses...