Monday, 30 May 2022 | 06:30 AM

Days are getting worst, and me, I feel torn into pieces just like my shit is. Today just scratches of a past turd. Just so ugly to see, not even worth mentioning.

Sunday, 29 May 2022 | 08:42 AM

Uhm, just a thin little rod. I was expecting something different I’ve gotta say it. You know, I spent yesterday evening farting all around my house. My girlfriend even did some math and we discovered I made something like 100’000 farts in my life. I sincerely thinks...

Saturday, 28 May 2022 | 07:38 AM

A little HUGE reprisal shit. I was comfortably laying on the sofa watching some random YouTube videos when I felt my bowels calling. I immediately went to the toilet, where I sat idly. Just a few moments and then… My arsehole started puking copiously, it was...

Saturday, 28 May 2022 | 06:38 AM

My arsehole producing shit makes the best job ever. It is very good at it. It even works on the weekends. Nice. Very nice. I should give it a raise!

Friday, 27 May 2022 | 07:35 AM

Trouble shitting today. I guess it’s because I’m out of my routine :/ Well could be! There’s only a shy little tird watching me, head right on top of the water surface.