Tuesday, 17 May 2022 | 06:55 AM

My eyes just want to stay shut, but my anus wants to stay broad. It has to put all the pirates outboard. Since yesterday I had sushi, now raw fish can go back swimming in the ocean.

Monday, 16 May 2022 | 06:26 AM

It is the first morning in a while I can’t really take a crap as soon as I wake up. That’s a little odd, but I guess it’s just a matter of patience and it will come… Two minutes later Yeh, here it is. It’s always so liberating, me still drowsy,...

Sunday, 15 May 2022 | 06:22 AM

It’s not easy to describe what’s up with my anus this morning. Tu put it simply: spiciness. I had a spicy dinner, and now my hole is fully fired. Idk, I probably like this kind of feeling. I can’t be sure she will enjoy being the room as soon as my girlfriend wakes...