Wednesday, 6 July 2022 | 08:11 AM

Uhm, when I wake myself up in the morning, even before I open my eyes, I fart, loads and loads of farts. Just like a did today. After such a wonderful concert I expect some good poop for me! I had breakfast, then came here. Still nothing. It is so disappointing...

Tuesday, 5 July 2022 | 03:24 PM

Right, after a bowlful of creamy ice cream my arse is finally ready to pop! I spent the whole day whistle-farting, I knew there must come to something solid!

Monday, 4 July 2022 | 05:16 PM

Some unexpected turds came out my arse right after a few push-ups. Don’t worry, I went sitting on the toilet for that! They were pretty consistent, very hydrated. It was a real pleasure to meet ‘em!