Saturday, 25 June 2022 | 08:10 AM

In the end I made it. Slept for three hours. Lol. Now I am taking a shit, and my bowels is making fun of me farting all around. So frustrating!! Couldn’t you make it last night? So stupid!

Saturday, 25 June 2022 | 03:02 AM

I am awake, my eyes keep crossing because of the tiredness. As soon as I close them though, I feel a strong pain on my belly. There’s some gas blocked, I tried ‘em all to get it out, candle position, pushing through with my hands, walking, laying face up, face down....

Friday, 24 June 2022 | 07:42 AM

Since yesterday I had no dinner, I am just expelling a little yuck. Very very little. Very very soft. Very very unworthy of any kind of story. Definitely missing the great crap from the last days…

Thursday, 23 June 2022 | 12:15 PM

Can’t believe this! Another shit!! That german restaurant should be proud of itself! This one looks just like cats’ poop after a meat buffet.

Thursday, 23 June 2022 | 07:38 AM

There’s more. The odds were 100% happening for sure. Blip blop, turds falling like raindrop on a lake, blistering water like a professional trampoline diver, producing no splash at all. Almost a pleasure to see that. But I can’t, I am too concentrated on calming my...