Thursday, 30 June 2022 | 10:55 AM

I don’t think Imma be able to take a shit today. It’s a sad sad sad day. I don’t know who am I anymore, even my arse can’t work with no captain.

Tuesday, 28 June 2022 | 01:40 PM

I am not eating much these days… I thought I would have taken less shit. I was wrong 2-inch turds are now piling one on top of the other. They are very ugly. It doesn’t even look like human poo

Tuesday, 28 June 2022 | 08:52 AM

Yesterday I discovered I am gluten intolerant. Fine. I guess I already knew. To celebrate I ate some bread. I slept quite badly, gas everywhere in my belly. Now a few pitiful turds are all that’s left