Saturday, 2 July 2022 | 07:31 AM

Ok, this is a consistent crap. It is three-four inch-long, it is light brown, it flakes apart on its tail, it feels as a shit should be. Badass.

Friday, 1 July 2022 | 11:45 PM

Guess who’s been so fool to eat dinner at a Chinese restaurant? Yes, ME! Now my popping bowels are just the icing on the cake of my insomnia!

Friday, 1 July 2022 | 08:50 AM

My routine is again destroyed. My shit goes out whenever it decides. All right, I guess… I see some white spots on my turds today, some crumbles! :3

Thursday, 30 June 2022 | 10:55 AM

I don’t think Imma be able to take a shit today. It’s a sad sad sad day. I don’t know who am I anymore, even my arse can’t work with no captain.