Saturday, 9 July 2022 | 08:07 AM

That’s a level-8 shit, definitely. It amassed seamlessly in a little tidy spiral, it’s smooth as smoothie, it has crunchy stuff in it, it stinks at point, sticks a little but not too much on the sides. It is mostly perfect. Why then level 8 instead of 9? Because the...

Friday, 8 July 2022 | 08:35 AM

Ahhhh, finally a shit worth its name!!! This is it, a swamp made of floating huge rolls, it is kind of a cauldron recipe, little stinky… but don’t misjudge their repulsive appearance! They have a tender heart! Amazing! While writing there still is some more...

Thursday, 7 July 2022 | 12:43 PM

I was sure there was something more to come! I mean, it’s just a couple of bucks, but that’s fine! I hope I can be rewarded for my shit one day…

Thursday, 7 July 2022 | 08:22 AM

Oh nice, I spent yesterday evening trying to squeeze out every gassy slot inside my bowels, and now they seem gone. I mean, I used the TV remote as a chisel and I pushed it hard on my belly. It didn’t work at all, but it is nice to feel relieved in the morning at...

Wednesday, 6 July 2022 | 07:36 PM

Two hours after several scoops of ice cream, I take a huge shit. What’s taking so long though? I’d pretty much like to pop put these kind of revolvers in the morning. Not like twelve hours later! C’mon bowels, I know you’re better than this!!