Tuesday, 19 July 2022 | 02:02 PM

You know horseshoes? This turd has exactly the same size, and the same shape. The very same colour, and the same hardness. It was very difficult to expel indeed. But it is nice to see that outside now, I shall hang it somewhere, it may bring luck!

Tuesday, 19 July 2022 | 12:19 PM

I am casually sitting on the toilet, having a wee, when I felt I could push a little, you know, just to try… Something pop out! Such a surprising day!

Tuesday, 19 July 2022 | 08:48 AM

The first turd was very stocky, and it made me stretch, the second one was simply normal and went through easily. The third one was… just a fart

Monday, 18 July 2022 | 06:11 PM

Had rice with lentils for lunch. What am I doing now? Farting all around and taking a crap. Are these two things related? Yes.

Monday, 18 July 2022 | 12:05 PM

I was just finishing editing my podcast when my bowels felt it. Probably engaged by the topics I was recording about, it produced a little turd, which I gently deployed inside my WC.