Friday, 22 July 2022 | 08:38 AM

I am inside the toilet cabin. Will it be my first time shitting on a plane? I know, it’s weird for the king of shit not to have ever taken a crap on board, but, you know, I get constipated, must be the pressure effect, don’t know. Anyways, nope. Just farts for me...

Friday, 22 July 2022 | 08:19 AM

Airplane mode switched on. Not just on devices, also on my bowels. As we get higher and higher up in the air, breaking layers of the atmosphere, my belly bloats and bloats. Unluckily, I had no shit this morning, hence even crap is expanding, as an obvious consequence,...

Friday, 22 July 2022 | 04:54 AM

There’s nothing I can do, my body just doesn’t need a shit right now. It is what it is! Very frustrating, since I have a flight in two hours, and I just need to liberare myself… Uh, there’s pizza inside here, FYI!

Friday, 22 July 2022 | 04:25 AM

Trying to have a shit at this time of the night is just impossibile. Even if I am still awake or already, it’s just foolish.