Saturday, 13 August | 09:04 AM

Woken up by a thunderstorm, I was comfortably sleeping in my hammock. It was utter annoyment… That stress made me forget the good shit session I was looking forward. Only a few stupid turds now. :/ boriiiing! Well, the fact that I am camping and it’s pretty much...

Thursday, 11 August 2022 | 06:17 PM

Ok that was utter fun! Basically the wine festival was fun, yes. Most of all though, it’s the shit I made ten minutes ago at the camping site. The toilet wasn’t so keen on my heavy welcome… I made four spongy turds, and took me four flush-offs to get...

Thursday, 11 August 2022 | 11:02 AM

Ok, that wasn’t easy… I had to find a hidden spot in the middle of the forest. Thing is, the spot was perfect, apart from that little spikey plant right below my arsehole… Every time I crouched to lay some turd, I had a wonderful...