Monday, 29 August 2022 | 05:53 AM

I was actually waiting for this moment today. Since I took a shit late in the early morning, before going to bed, then nothing after I woke up. Well, it came then! And it was wonderful! 2 heavy stones out!

Sunday, 28 August 2022 | 10:27 AM

Just woken up by my bowels. ‘Hey mate! There’s a parcel to be delivered!’ Here’s where I am now, at the post office, long queue… Lol, nope! There’s no such thing as long queues here! I’m in the toilet, and there’s a...