Friday, 2 September 2022 | 01:11 PM

Ok, enough holding it, stop pretending you don’t need to have a shit. You do! Stop ignoring me!!! Couldn’t resist to those lovely words my bowels said

Thursday, 1 September 2022 | 08:11 AM

A huge Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster just took the spotlight in my bathroom. It crowds the pool with such a cockiness, that any other turd is now afraid to get out. I feel fine though, it was worth three meals