Thursday, 22 September 2022 | 07:05 AM

The first thing I do when I wake up in the morning is, sitting on my toilet. Most of the times it’s just for having a wee. This time there are a lot of farts coming over. Waiting for the main artist here…

Wednesday, 21 September 2022 | 08:56 AM

Woah! 🥵 two turds wider than my arsehole just tried to kill me! They went out, but I thought I couldn’t stretch that much! I thought I could die… Nothing bad happened in the end

Tuesday, 20 September 2022 | 07:26 AM

I wake up in the morning feeling a heavy pain at my bowels. I crouch. I am now having breakfast and it seems gone. But that’s impossible, and I am scared… eerie