Saturday, 5 November 2022 | 10:38 AM

My friend just came back saying ‘I’ve been banned from the disco we’ve been to’ He doesn’t know I spent more than one hour sitting on that place’s toilet shitting out loud. It was so harsh I wasn’t even able to tell that...

Saturday, 5 November 2022 | 05:20 AM

Trying hard to keep awake. Am utterly drunk, actually need some water to be alive. In the meanwhile I am at a club’s toilet, trying to get over with all of the shit is inside me. I feel really bad.

Friday, 4 November 2022 | 09:01 PM

Pretty comic. I am in Berlin, with a friend, drinking beers… let’s just say it was a while since our last life update. I told him all about this shitty project of mine, The Shy Tird, and he is astonished. I mean, very much impressed. Right in the middle of...

Friday, 4 November 2022 | 04:57 AM

I’ve been inside this toilet for one hour now, forty minutes on the toilet, twenty for a shower, some push-ups, and now I’m back at the beginning, back on the toilet. I must say, I feel this harsh. Oh shit! this is BAAAD. And the worse thing of all is I...

Friday, 4 November 2022 | 04:20 AM

Fffuuuuuuck meeeeee!!!!! Jesus Christ!!!! I feel bad bad bad bad bad bad bad!!!!! My arsehole is ejecting the very same heat I felt yesterday inside my mouth while having lunch, with the sole difference that my mouth has its taste buds, made for that, my arse does...