Friday, 4 November 2022 | 09:01 PM

Pretty comic. I am in Berlin, with a friend, drinking beers… let’s just say it was a while since our last life update. I told him all about this shitty project of mine, The Shy Tird, and he is astonished. I mean, very much impressed. Right in the middle of...

Friday, 4 November 2022 | 04:57 AM

I’ve been inside this toilet for one hour now, forty minutes on the toilet, twenty for a shower, some push-ups, and now I’m back at the beginning, back on the toilet. I must say, I feel this harsh. Oh shit! this is BAAAD. And the worse thing of all is I...

Friday, 4 November 2022 | 04:20 AM

Fffuuuuuuck meeeeee!!!!! Jesus Christ!!!! I feel bad bad bad bad bad bad bad!!!!! My arsehole is ejecting the very same heat I felt yesterday inside my mouth while having lunch, with the sole difference that my mouth has its taste buds, made for that, my arse does...

Friday, 04 November 2022 | 03:58 AM

Here I am, still burping yesterday’s dinner, sitting on my friend’s toilet. I feel like I could be dying here. I’ve probably had the spiciest and abundant lunch I’ve ever had in life, and now my bowels is trying to cope with that. To cope with...

Thursday, 3 November 2022 | 03:01 PM

The spiciest restaurant in the city, it simply brought my bowels to the limit. I believe this is only the first shot. Let’s see what comes next…