Sunday, 20 November 2022 | 10:25 AM

Brand new day, last day of my trip. My body piled so much stress, even my bowels has had enough! I’m plenty of farts, smelly reeky shit, results of an unhealthy life I’ve been having for 18 days now! But fine! At least I an expelling it! It would have been...

Saturday, 19 November 2022 | 09:30 AM

After a night spent bloating, leaving farts everywhere, at Christmas markets, at the bar, at the disco, inside the bedsheets, I can finally take a freaking shit! Clearly rhythmic with farts!

Friday, 18 November 2022 | 05:37 PM

Omg, I ate Lebanese food for lunch, and I still haven’t digested it. I don’t understand, there must be something wrong. Also because I am farting all day long, yet still the only shit I am making is two useless tirds. ☹️

Friday, 18 November 2022 | 08:25 AM

New day, new place. I am now in Luxembourg at my friend’s. Every turd I am crafting contains only French dump, result of what I’ve been eating in Paris! I hope my friend doesn’t get a fine for international chemical attack…