Friday, 2 December 2022 | 07:14 AM

Yesterday I drank many red wines, I mixed flavours. I also ate a lot! Now the result is I’ve been awake for one hour an half now, but I feel like shitting like a calf. The problem is my bowels are not yet ready. FUCK. I can’t get out like this, I’m a...

Wednesday, 30 November 2022 | 08:17 PM

There’s some more shit on the go. Pretty plain and easy, it’s loose, and probably very happy to be expelled. If only I could look in its mind, I’d know its feeling and treat it even better! Id only shit had emotions! If obly shit had some brain! Nah,...