Monday, 26 December 2022 | 09:17 AM

I feel a little hasty taking a shit this morning, there’s my flat mate around the house and I can’t understand if he needs the bathroom. i don’t like to stand in-between other’s needs :/ So I take this mother fucking shit already!

Sunday, 25 December 2022 | 12:55 PM

Time to have a shit already. I mean, I should have had it some hours ago, but since I ate a lot a drank a lot for dinner, I fucked up my intestines :/ Happy Christmas Anyways!!

Saturday, 24 December 2022 | 09:45 AM

Ok, seriously, my belly is under attack. Or to be more accurate, it’s been attacked by the inside. And it hurts. Every time this happens I picture the battle for Minas Tirith inside me, with giants, orcs, fire and spikes. Bloody hell!