Tuesday, 10 January 2023 | 08:31 AM

What I had yesterday cannot be called shit. Indeed it was just a few tired turds. This morning my bowels decides to keep it up, at an exploding pace. BOOOOOM, out of my arse. Now my toilet is covered in micro droplets.

Sunday, 8 January 2023 | 09:05 AM

Even if it’s late I can’t leave what yesterday was cheek peas in my belly, otherwise I think I’d die. I’d die out of shame, because I would shit myself off, surely.