Tuesday, 20 December 2022 | 08:31 AM

I am in a hurry, but I need time for shit. And that’s a real problem, because I need to entirely waste myself before going out. All right I’ll get a move on. I am wasting time writing. And shit is all gone!

Sunday, 18 December 2022 | 05:42 PM

Back home after a day climbing. Shitting. Climbing. I mean, I had diarrhoea while climbing, and I had to shit. Climbing. Well, I am taking another shit now, anyways…

Sunday, 18 December 2022 | 10:12 AM

I had beans soup for lunch, pizza for dinner, farts in the night, nutella bread in the morning. Once I sat on the toilet, this morning, I found out my bowels were not ready to expel. I believe they are now. The smell is very weird, I dunno, it’s acid but a...

Saturday, 17 December 2022 | 07:21 AM

What about it. I guess I shall stop drinking at all. Taking a shit the day after drinking wine is becoming worst day by day. My shit smells a lot, my body feels funny, my head hurts. It’s unacceptable!