Thursday, 26 January 2023 | 09:09 AM

Today’s shit is a little weird. Probably because last shit was loose. Oh, by the way I forgot to report that one. It was at the boulder gym. The door doesn’t work, and they explicitly ask you not to throw any paper in the toilet. It was simply difficult....

Tuesday, 24 January 2023 | 04:26 PM

I ate something spicy with an onion, a courgette and some cheek peas in it. To expect farts was pretty obvious, clear. But I wasn’t expecting this burning diarrhoea! OUCH! And the toilet now is utter brown