Thursday, 12 January 2023 | 01:34 PM

I simply started cooking, just popped a beer, when I felt a strong push inside my bowels. It was diarrhoea. Well, it IS! I am presently discharging it inside the shithole. I don’t feel very very good, must be coz of the food! Yesterday I cooked pasta for me and...

Tuesday, 10 January 2023 | 08:31 AM

What I had yesterday cannot be called shit. Indeed it was just a few tired turds. This morning my bowels decides to keep it up, at an exploding pace. BOOOOOM, out of my arse. Now my toilet is covered in micro droplets.