Tuesday, 21 February 2023 | 11:14 PM

Having a shit at this time of the day is not easy at all. It is indeed hard. Yeah, hard. Hard turds piled senseless one on top of the other, with fart gaps in between them. They are difficult to be deployed. But I am trying anyways, I am trying to relieve my...

Monday, 20 February 2023 | 08:25 AM

Yesterday, I ate a lot both for lunch and for dinner. My body should have spent the night transforming it into something useful for the planet, now I am waiting for it to be expelled. But I guess I should have breakfast first…