Wednesday, 8 March 2023 | 08:10 AM

Great! My stomach is now full, I am plenty of energy, and my day can begin. Very untrue. I’m missing a step here, doing some shit. Yesterday I took a huge burger, and two pints with climbing mates, I loved it, but my bowels hate beer, so this morning, as...

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You’re writing your autobiography. What’s your opening sentence? I’m an anonymous blogger writing a post every time I take a poop!