Saturday, 25 February 2023 | 09:04 AM

As soon as I open my eyes, my bowels wish me good morning, in a very peculiar way. They use morse code, fart morse code. They say ‘Good Morning my lord, after this little chit chat, we really need to spend some time with you on the toilet’ After that I had...

Friday, 24 February 2023 | 07:30 AM

My slumber was trippy, in a bad way. I ate beers and trash food. And it was late. And I had troubles digesting it. And I slept badly. And Now I am deeply full of trash shit