Monday, 20 March 2023 | 08:51 AM

There’ve been working noises all the morning long from 8AM for the last two months, but this morning it seems likely they’ve finished. Everything is so quiet. My eyes almost close, as I was falling back asleep… But I am on the toilet! And even my...

Sunday, 19 March 2023 | 09:06 AM

I wake up, and the first thing I say is ‘I have to shit’ ‘Good morning to you too’ says my girlfriend. I am now shitting, but I have a bad feeling about this