Daily Prompt

If you could have something named after you, what would it be? I’d like The Shy Tird, my name, to be a BIG FIRM! So inside I could have a golden toilet called after me. yeah, I know, it’s stupid

Sunday, 2 April 2023 | 11:51 AM

For the first time in a while today I woke up late, and I felt completely empty, no farts inside me. Pretty rare! I thought I was fine, but then some turds came. Now, that’s normal!

Saturday, 1 April 2023 | 08:35 PM

This morning I was climbing. As always I had to shit, and I went for it. There was nothing to hide it this time, as I shat on the bare rock. At the end of the day, while getting back to the car, my girlfriend asked me ‘where did you shit later today? I replied...

Saturday, 1 April 2023 | 10:32 AM

I am already out, I thought everything was okay, I was in time, but FUCK! Shit urge came! Always making me late! I guess my bowels love April’s Fool….

Daily Prompt

What makes you laugh? Pretty much everything. Life is so awesome, why shouldn’t anybody love it so much laughing at it every single day? Good laugh means happy life, happy life means I feel more positive, and I could do shit easily. Having an empty bowels makes...