Tuesday, 11 April 2023 | 12:53 PM

All Right, shit eventually came, but it’s a little painful and a lot like loose…. I adore my bowels… they’re so surprising…….. The abundance of ellipsis means there’s something more I am trying to communicate, but it’s...

Tuesday, 11 April 2023 | 11:05 AM

I’ve been sitting on the toilet for fifteen minutes now, but nothing got out yet, now the thing is I’d really like to take some shit, but it’s self-evident, I am constipated this morning :/

Monday, 10 April 2023 | 12:40 PM

I am out camping and climbing for the bank Holidays, I slept fucking poorly, and I am taking my morning shit only now. I still had Easter’s lunch idling inside me….