Saturday, 14 October 2023 | 03:37 PM

Fuck! I’ve just realised I had no shit today! I overslept, and I feel no urge whatsoever! All right, I don’t care today… WEEEEEKEEEEEND!

Wednesday, 11 October 2023 | 08:10 AM

I always do some chores before taking a shit. Here’s my basic routine: we wake up at 07:15-ish, I prepare breakfast while my girlfriend does what I care the most in life, a shit – her bowels are healthier then mine apparently – we eat together, I...