Friday, 26 May 2023 | 02:07 PM

No shit this morning, late lunch, stressful day, My boss is out for lunch. Hurry! TO THE LOO!! Sprouts of oblivion resting at the bottom of the shithole. Hope my boss won’t need to use the restroom for a while, as he gets...

Friday, 26 May 2023 | 07:45 AM

I forgot I should have arrived at the office one hour earlier, that hour is vital for my bowels to understand it is a brand new day and they shall produce shit. I’m on the toilet now, hopelessly trying, nothing happens 🙁

Thursday, 25 May 2023 | 08:04 AM

Once wiped off and had breakfast, I’ve then been called back to the loo. Another loo-loose was about to happen. Gotta admit, it was pretty satisfactory though!

Wednesday, 24 May 2023 | 08:38 AM

My body is talking shit as soon as I wake up, first words are farts. I woke up more than 100minutes ago, so now more words came, but there’s a catch in the end: a massive pile of poop down my toilet. And the day can now begin, with no opinion from my arsemouth,...