Wednesday, 17 May 2023 | 08:10 AM

I am in Bologna for a few days, host at my friend’s. I don’t know if it’s ‘coz this ain’t my toilet, or because I ate pizza for dinner, but ain’t no shit this morning here! Everything is still hidden inside my bowels. FUCK. I mean,...

Top fruits for a powerful shit

List your top 5 favorite fruits. 5. Figs. Just try and eat ten figs straight from the tree in mid-summer. You won’t regret it, but you’ll be light as a feather afterwards! 4. Orange. You gotta stay strong and healthy for being able to push as hard as...

Tuesday, 16 May 2023 | 07:05 AM

As it was expected, I am taking a shit at the airport. There’s no safe flight for me if I don’t take a poo before departure. Thing now is, gate closes in ten minutes, and I am still sitting here waiting for the last turd! Will I make it on...

Tuesday, 16 May 2023 | 06:07 AM

This morning I woke up a little before usual, 5:30AM. I have a flight to catch! The problem is, as always, I’d need to be more awake in order for my bowels to do their job… Instead am here, idling, wasting time on my toilet. I am sure it’s due to...