Friday, 26 May 2023 | 06:22 PM

Just got home after a long day, end of a very long week, with a very long history of tiredness, now I can deploy what I’ve been waiting for the whole day: the long turd. Peace

Friday, 26 May 2023 | 02:07 PM

No shit this morning, late lunch, stressful day, My boss is out for lunch. Hurry! TO THE LOO!! Sprouts of oblivion resting at the bottom of the shithole. Hope my boss won’t need to use the restroom for a while, as he gets...

Friday, 26 May 2023 | 07:45 AM

I forgot I should have arrived at the office one hour earlier, that hour is vital for my bowels to understand it is a brand new day and they shall produce shit. I’m on the toilet now, hopelessly trying, nothing happens 🙁

Thursday, 25 May 2023 | 08:04 AM

Once wiped off and had breakfast, I’ve then been called back to the loo. Another loo-loose was about to happen. Gotta admit, it was pretty satisfactory though!