Describing myself again

How would you describe yourself to someone who can’t see you? Just breath and listen, I am taking a shit. That’s what I do. Take shits and write posts about them. Yeah. i am the shit-f***ing-king! Lol

Wednesday, 2 August 2023 | 08:39 AM

Yesterday I had Mexican food for lunch. The message should be already whole and understandable, already I will only add a few words from my girlfriend this morning. ‘My arsehole hurts’ ‘I shat green’...

Tuesday, 1 August 2023 | 09:50 AM

Classic shit-no-shit day. It starts with a sounding fart. Breakfast. I sit on my toilet and nothing gets out. I push. A little little gets out. I fart a big fart. Nothing else gets out.

Monday, 31 July 2023 | 11:27 AM

After too many days of constipation, I came back home, take a long sleep, and I’m now ready to pop! Let’s pop! Let’s dance! I am now empty!!! Yeaaaaahhhhhhh!!! FREEEEEEEEE!!!