Sunday, 30 July 2023 | 03:26 PM

I spent the last three days organising and managing an event. I ate pizzas, meat, drank loads of water, but nope. I had no shit. Just right now, my body probably thought ‘ok, ENOUGH!’ And I’m now trying to have a shit. We’ve all been there,...

Saturday, 29 July 2023 | 06:29 AM

Constipation day 2. Yesterday I learned some meditation basics. Respiration is good for your health, and I really believe I could fight constipation with it. Unluckily, I’m not there yet. Only a few farts for me this morning. Gotta admit, it’s pretty early...

My nickname’s story

What’s the story behind your nickname? I was taking a shit, but I was a little constipated, eventually a little turd came out. It was THE SHY TIRD!

Thursday, 27 July 2023 | 10:17 AM

I love it when I sleep richly, and I am plenty pf energy. This way I can spend optimised time on the toilet. Two pops, and I am ready to go!