Tuesday, 29 August 2023 | 11:00 AM

There’s a logistics problem in my bathroom. My cat loves to destroy toilet paper, so we can’t keep it next to the toilet, instead we had to store it somewhere else, safely. You know, that place is so safe, I always forgot to take it before taking a...

Monday, 28 August 2023 | 08:30 AM

This morning I have to stay home, gotta wait for the technician who will install my new wi-fi. That is a fact. Now, he could be arriving between 08:30 AM and 01:00 PM. Fuck, why does he have to be here two minutes after I started shitting? Hate it! Now gotta drop...

Sunday, 27 August 2023 | 10:00 AM

I’m back home after a whole week spent out for business. These days have been demanding for my bowels… I ate at least a hamburger every day, plus more meat, as least veggies possible, and I slept for just few hours every night. Today is the first day I can...

Friday, 25 August 2023 | 07:44 AM

Even if I promote to stay sit on the toilet for at least 30minutes a day, so you can rest, pause, thus facilitating your bowels to expel all the trash, sometimes I’d just like to empty it all at once, just like dustmen do with garbage. This morning it’s...