Sunday, 15 October 2023 | 02:06 AM

In the end, I couldn’t sleep, so I headed to the kitchen, did the dishes, waited a bit. My bowels needed just that, a little of push. HERE I am, on the toilet! I hope I could sleep after that… I should definitely stop eating fried stuff for...

Saturday, 14 October 2023 | 03:37 PM

Fuck! I’ve just realised I had no shit today! I overslept, and I feel no urge whatsoever! All right, I don’t care today… WEEEEEKEEEEEND!

Wednesday, 11 October 2023 | 08:10 AM

I always do some chores before taking a shit. Here’s my basic routine: we wake up at 07:15-ish, I prepare breakfast while my girlfriend does what I care the most in life, a shit – her bowels are healthier then mine apparently – we eat together, I...